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coaching bucket°
for women that doesn't promise you 10x this
or 99 ROI that

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°This bech doesn't do "containers". Do I look like someone who does Tupperware?

It's Villeroy and Boch china in this Haus.

*That I know of lol it's puffery

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YUSS, bech 
gimme gimme gimme 

A flan after midnight!

I mean, get me on the waitlist

Okay, maybe a few. 

But if you're reading this, yer prolly wondering if you need someone to "fix" your wonky, clunky stuckness. 

Your inability to do ABCDEFG. 

Well, I could tell you that you're right.

That you're broken, and all you need is my blueprint to bajillionaire success.

But I won't. Cos I can't. Cos I ain't no bajillionaire.

But you know what I am?

Who the cluck NEEDS another marketing or biz mastermind? Nobody, that's who!


Happy.

Inspired.

Knicker-wetting excited to be doing what I do.

Come rain, hail or $0 months.

Whether I land a dream client, or pass on a client to a colleague (and give up 5-fig projects), I go to bed feeling as baller as Beyonce.






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Plus aaall the:
- Copy and marketing strategy coaching an ethical gal could want

- Boundaries and Blogging inspo
(weird combo but it's true and I love alliteration)

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