The only* marketing
coaching bucket°
for women that doesn't promise you 10x this
or 99 ROI that
For Queens only
°This bech doesn't do "containers". Do I look like someone who does Tupperware?
It's Villeroy and Boch china in this Haus.
*That I know of lol it's puffery
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A flan after midnight!
I mean, get me on the waitlist
Okay, maybe a few.
But if you're reading this, yer prolly wondering if you need someone to "fix" your wonky, clunky stuckness.
Your inability to do ABCDEFG.
Well, I could tell you that you're right.
That you're broken, and all you need is my blueprint to bajillionaire success.
But I won't. Cos I can't. Cos I ain't no bajillionaire.
But you know what I am?
Who the cluck NEEDS another marketing or biz mastermind? Nobody, that's who!
Happy.
Inspired.
Knicker-wetting excited to be doing what I do.
Come rain, hail or $0 months.
Whether I land a dream client, or pass on a client to a colleague (and give up 5-fig projects), I go to bed feeling as baller as Beyonce.
All the feels in The Fcket Bucket
Wanna *peace* of this weird-ass badassery?
Plus aaall the:
- Copy and marketing strategy coaching an ethical gal could want
- Boundaries and Blogging inspo
(weird combo but it's true and I love alliteration)
- Brain and mindset shifts around being a strong and boundaried woman in biz who doesn't have or want IG Babe vibes
Get on The Fcket Bucket waitlist, a marvelous membership for quirky Queens who wanna do biz their way.
If it sounds good
So you're another royal