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Stellar sales copy that speaks the language of your dream clients... in your voice, but better
Sustainable launch strategy that helps you launch again (and again) with joy and ease
Get more sales by using behavioural psychology, your MAGIC and neuromarketing*... sans sleaze
*using neuroscience and human behaviour research to increase conversions
(like hella mad)
On a planet called Earth,
Lived a magical creature who knew their worth.
They were clever and kind, and had gifts to share,
But they needed some help making more people care.
They had VAs and PAs, all A-s under the sun,
But they just couldn't make their gift sound like "The One"
The thing that their people would walk on glass for
To get it and and use it to make their soul soar
Their best-kept secret is themselves, so sad :(
And it's making this poet unbelievably mad.
Once upon a time...
So, my fellow impact-maker and bullshit rule-breaker
Blends science with art (neuropsychology + empathy) to motivate and empower your people to choose you.
So your marketing is aligned with you and your customers' values...
Gives you the betz marketing strategies learned from the top 1% of experts in copywriting, marketing and psychology.
So A) you get what's working and B) you make more Monet...
many brain calories were burned in the making of this copywriting-marketer-unicorn
Transforms bland and WTF-does-that-mean messaging into clear-as-simulated-diamond bling.
So you STAND. THE. FUG. OUT. and make the impact you want...
Say Guten Tag to...
If you're looking for a copywriter who...
Your brand spanxing new
Oh, I'm also woo as fug
Carey & Demir Bentley
and Productivity Coaches
Before we decided to work with Caroline, I was wondering, ‘Will this really be better than me doing it myself?’
We made far more sales than we would have without Caroline, and felt so proud of the copy that went out to our email list!
Caroline’s attention to detail, storytelling, and focus on getting real customer testimonials via interviews was very impressive.
With Caroline taking the copywriting off my plate, it allowed me to make my course better by offering three extra bonuses I never would have had time to create otherwise.
I highly recommend Caroline’s copywriting services because she gets results in terms of sales and brand credibility."
"We sold out the program and had a 6-figure launch with more ease than ever!
branding & Messaging
Sans sleaze and cheese
Get a consistent
And get more sales
Get copy that connects
Zsuzh up your copy
And delegate your copy like a dame/duke
How the Betz can help you
Get the Betz
And get back to your Dame/Duke
Duties – working your MAGIC!
Coaching the Unconscious
"Hilfe! Hilfe! Hilfe!"
"I don't know if my stuff is any good..."
"Am I over charging or under charging?"
"Am I really cut out for this freelancing/coaching gig?"
"I just KNOW I gotta do this... but why is it so. Damn. Hard?!"
If one or more of the above sounds familiar, hit the red button for some Hilfe yer brain might need
High-level Business Mentor to 6-Figure Plus Photographers
This paired with your genius in marketing and copywriting makes you a STELLAR copywriter and consultant that always over delivers.
When you critiqued and rewrote some of my copy, it really felt like each piece you changed was put there like a strategic piece that would play a really important role in a battle
(and it did 😂 it converted so well).
You are also very easy to work with, because you are very friendly, fun, and FUNNY, so work never feels like work!! 🎉"
“You really have a gift and expertise in making people HEARD and UNDERSTOOD
... doesn't just come from word flexing.
But from a deep and authentic desire to understand (aka get obsessed) with YOUR people.
How do I do this for you?
Hitting your people in the feels with words
I use a 4-step formula to get to the core of your people's implicit emotional motivations and objections.
The result? Messaging and design elements that light up the brains AND hearts of your people
(i.e. more love for you and more Monet).
Your copy gets massaged till your personality and/or brand voice is dripping out of your screen's pores.
Let's take it up a notch (or 10) by sprinkling on UX and UI optimization fairy dust - making it as easy AF for your people to choose you to work with.
AKA getting into your people's minds with voice of customer research.
My point of difference?
I also make sure their unspoken desires and core values are reflected and addressed in the copy and design #empathy.
or neuromarketing – traditional marketing on neuroscience and behavioural psychology crack.
When you know how the brain makes decisions, how to keep your people reading....
Aaand make your messaging relevant AF... your offer will be a no-brainer ;)
My 4-part recipe that blends science with empathy to give you ethical copy that:
Writing Coach and Book Launch Strategist
Caroline is the most talented copywriter I've ever met!
This praise is not hyperbole; I've never met a more adaptable writer or one with as much wit and charm.
As a writer and writing coach, I greatly respect her wordsmithery talents and the breadth of experience she offers.
Caroline never takes her gifts for granted -- she's a perpetual seeker of knowledge.
She loves to learn and grow as much as I do, which is why I've entrusted her as my mentor in all things copywriting and UX.
"The most personable and fun person I've ever worked with...
SUPER Tasty testies* from
*short for testimonials
If that 👆 rings your bell or tickles your fanny
Hit this button NOW
For the love of Ganesha
and all things good
to get the conversion-y ball rolling